What Were They Thinking??

We've all had at least one someone that has left us with our mouths hanging open or at least shaking our heads. We wonder what in the world could that person be thinking or are they for real. These are true stories. I know because I've witnessed them. And me being the sharing person that I am would not feel right if I didn't let you in on the head shaking. I just want to know....what were they thinking???

You know, I don't care if you're white trash, high society, ghetto, or anything else, when you spit in public you're all the same. When I see a guy spit in public it's just gross. But when a woman does it, it's just plain nasty. Especially when she has to lean out the window of her Grand Prix so she can get some distance with it. Her momma must not have taught her to carry napkins or tissues in the car for times like that.

Then there was the time I saw a certain lady at Kroger doing her weekly shopping. Normal, right? Well, I suppose so except for the fact that she was wearing underwear on the outside of her pants. Thankfully, they were "granny panties" & not a hot pink thong. People were staring at her left & right but she didn't seem to mind. I guess I should have been thankful that is the only thing she wore on the outside of her clothes!

Apparently, there is a new protocol to saying "excuse me" when you are trying to get past someone. Normally, or so I thought, you would excuse yourself & move on by the person in your way. I think it would be considered acceptable if you lightly place your hand on their back so they know you are there & don't move into you. I didn't get the email, but at some point where you place your hand became further south. Yes, south. As in the butt area. I know this only because the new protocol was exercised on me in WalMart. Course, he was an older man & maybe he looked through his bifocals wrong & misjudged the location. Yeah...that's what it was!

I was running errands today & two women came into a store that I was at. The cashier looked over at them, her eyes got big & she shook her head. Nonchalantly - but she still shook it. I couldn't help myself, I had to look. The one woman was a big girl. (Now before anyone gets all defensive, I can say that cause I am on the big girl side of the fence too.) Anyway, she was a big girl that was well endowed. So far, there's nothing wrong with this picture. Until you process what she was wearing. Ok...quick like a bandaid! She had on knit shorts that were too small & a tshirt that was at least a size too small and about 6 inches too short. Oh, and last but not least, no bra. So picture the shirt not covering much past her boobs and her belly hanging out. But the worst of it is that when she moved she looked like Madea coming over the counter at the fast food restaurant in Madea's Happy Family. If you've seen the movie, you know what I'm talking about & are now in disbelief. If not, watch it & a light bulb will come on & you will be grossed out all over again!